This week I cover how to pick the best airplane seat every time. This video got weird.

Important Rules For Butt Optimization

  • Check in early to confirm (or reconfirm) your seat
  • Avoid sitting near the lavatories (that is where the poop goes!)
  • Join a frequent flyer program

Seating Myths!

  1. Exit seats are amazing (false!)
  2. Forward seats are amazing (false!)
  3. The front and wing seats are better (irrelevant!)
  4. Same as above…

The Actual Picking Process

  • 10A
That is it… Stop reading. Go fly somewhere dummy!